Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Love (Bars) is in the Air

        Love Bars are back! These things are no joke. Everyone knows we're pros at serious dark chocolate, but Love Bars make our Scuro look like Miley Cyrus at the VMAs. Sorry, topical reference that had to be made, but, SERIOUSLY, the cacao counts can get up to 90%. Our Scuro is actually nothing like Miley Cyrus. It's incredible and talented and will have a long and storied career ahead of it. And it's definitely not made from the guy who sang Achy Breaky Heart.
        If Love Bars were a pop star, they'd be beautiful inside and out. They dress well, they're conscientious, and they're a hit at parties. I'm racking my brain to complete this metaphor, but I can't think of a single real person with whom to make that comparison.  The only handsome, well-intended famous person that comes to mind is Paul Newman. He's kinda always on my mind (I have a thing for dead movie stars), but he was not a pop star in the slightest sense.
       Ok. So. Our Cioccolato Scuro is NOT Miley Cyrus, and Love Bars are Paul Newman. For more on why Love Bars are so Paul Newmany, check out Grid Magazine's March 2013 article.  And don't forget to stop by 20th Street and buy them before everybody else.  They go fast, people!

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