Horses don't know what they want.

*Idea shamelessly ripped off from YouTube phenom 'The Duck Song'.

A horse walked in to a gelateria
Said to the shaggy hipster barista,
"Hey, got any water ice?"

The barista looked shocked and said,
"No, silly horse. At Capo we sell gelato,
of course. Wanna try?"
The horse said, "Goodbye"

And he trotted away,
until the next sunny day.
When...

A horse walked in to a gelateria
Once again asked the same patient barista,
"Hey, got any frogurt?"

The barista's brow narrowed and he said,
"Now see here. We only sell gelati and sorbetti
'round here. Why don't you give it a go?"
The horse said, "Um, no."

And he trotted away,
Until the next sunny day.
When...

A horse walked in to a gelateria
Again to the same weary-eyed barista said,
"Hey, got any ice cream?"

The barista gave up and sighed very low,
"Ok, horse. I give up, let's go.
I'll take you down to the ice cream store,
and buy you whatever it is you long for."

So they walked together down to the bus stop,
Rode across town to the Olde Ice Cream Shoppe
Then the barista said to the horse, "Ok, so,
What flavor do you want? Let's get it and go."

The horse thought about it real hard for a while
And then he slowly started to smile. He said,
"Hey, I'll tell ya what I'm really dying to know,
Do you think this place has any... gelato?"