Thursday, February 7, 2013

It's gelato sandwich time!

When was the last time you had a gelato sandwich? A week ago? Six months ago? Never?! Well I think it's about time you tried one! We have a variety of flavor combinations sure to satisfy your senses. I won't tell you what though, you have to come in and see for yourself. So I can trick you into buying all the gelato like an awesome meta-human would. My plans are beginning to take shape... Enjoy this joke about sandwiches while I retire to my lair.
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.
As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"
The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:
"A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."

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