[SOME SPOILERS TO THINGS YOU MIGHT CARE ABOUT AT SOME POINT]
So I don't know if y'all are keeping up with the news, but a ROYAL BABY was born. Yeah, royal baby. This may not seem like a big deal to you, but this could change our lives forever. This baby is heir to the throne. That may sound like no big deal, and why should you care about a baby ruling a country you probably don't live in? I'll tell you why. Remember a little boy named Joffrey? He was just a kid, that was heir to a throne. That seemed like fun and games, until Ned got his head all chopped off. That effected the seven kingdoms. You know what else there are seven of? Continents. Coincidence? I think not. People have been obsessing over this baby since before it was born. They're already making him feel super special and spoiling him. Pretty soon he's going to be talking back to Kate and then Charles is going to have to leave and go put George in his place. It's going to be a mess. So I think instead of talking about George and how great he is and putting pictures of him all over the internet, we should be talking about way more important stuff. Like how someone keeps thinking it's a good idea to make a live action Akira. I mean, come on. Let's leave this baby alone and instead drink lots of coffee and eat lots of gelato while discussing poor choices being made in the entertainment world.
I have to go home now.
So I don't know if y'all are keeping up with the news, but a ROYAL BABY was born. Yeah, royal baby. This may not seem like a big deal to you, but this could change our lives forever. This baby is heir to the throne. That may sound like no big deal, and why should you care about a baby ruling a country you probably don't live in? I'll tell you why. Remember a little boy named Joffrey? He was just a kid, that was heir to a throne. That seemed like fun and games, until Ned got his head all chopped off. That effected the seven kingdoms. You know what else there are seven of? Continents. Coincidence? I think not. People have been obsessing over this baby since before it was born. They're already making him feel super special and spoiling him. Pretty soon he's going to be talking back to Kate and then Charles is going to have to leave and go put George in his place. It's going to be a mess. So I think instead of talking about George and how great he is and putting pictures of him all over the internet, we should be talking about way more important stuff. Like how someone keeps thinking it's a good idea to make a live action Akira. I mean, come on. Let's leave this baby alone and instead drink lots of coffee and eat lots of gelato while discussing poor choices being made in the entertainment world.
I have to go home now.
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