because Sarah hates limericks...

I present to you a few about our swell 20th St. baristi



We've got us a lady named Katy
She worries 'bout orphans in Haiti
Her scoops like a pro
Come by and you'll know
Her barista skills are so great-y

Joe is the coolest around
He rides his bike all over town
His frappe's divine
He really hates mimes
Because they're just weird hipster clowns

Dot comes from a family of ten
She drinks chai tea now and again
She's scared of hyenas
But loves the latinas
She's gives City Bands to hot men

Caitlin is hooked on the comics
She's also into plate tectonics
Her lattes are fierce
Your heart she will pierce
Unless you're about Reaganomics

There once was a laddie named Cole
You've never met a kinder soul
But if you get defiant
And start hatin' on science
He'll pour coffee right down your face hole

And lastly I'll tell you of Zach
He once messed up our wireless jack
He may run from the cops
If caught on bar hops
But serves pretty cones like a mack