Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Bloody Gelato

You've been waiting all year for this, and the hour of your destiny is at hand. No longer must you hide in the shadows, fiending for your next fix. There is no need to wait for some futuristic mega-corporation to develop a synthetic prototype, because we have the real deal for you - BLOOD GELATO is back.
So come one, come all, gelato vampires! You should probably wait until sunset so that you don't burn up into a fiery ball of death. The staff here at 20th street couldn't contain our hunger anymore, so we had to dig in early. Dee-licious!
"..need orange blood... "

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