
So.... yesterday I received an extremely disturbing picture from Sarahthebest taken from somewhere in Philly that if I had to guess, was the side of a bus. It seems that our brainstorming and birth of the tagline "Spring It On!" and subsequent plastering said tagline on our website, in the stores and in a print ad in the South Philly Review was not original text! Chevy or Ford or GMC (all the same to me baby) is using it to sell cars this spring in print! Plagiarize did we? No way, man! Each day is a reaffirmation that there has never been an original thought in some 5000 years. Someone, somewhere has thunk it and if you are smart enough to take legal action to make it your own, it's yours!! You win as the owner and proprietor of a not original idea, most likely. There is a Capogiro music store in Italy and a lesbian discoteca in Milano, Italy sharing the name as well. Head spinning all around!! Anywho, we are abandoning "Spring It On!" like the jeggings trend. It looked good for a while, but now that the entire school is wearing them (including the cute boys) they seem cheap, unimaginative and disappointing, if you know what I mean.
Ahhhhh, innovation. Not so easy is it? Sometimes it is just as challenging to create a new product with a twist on something tried and true. We have all seen Top Chef, no? They are always trying to invent something new from something old. Padma: "Take this disgusting inedible Hot Pocket and please make something that Grant Aschatz would serve and make sure you eliminate the gas, bloating and self-hatred aftermath. Our guest judge is....Paris Hilton." Paris: "Make something Hot." Cut to Paris trying the "new"amazing haute cuisine pockets. 
It is truly impossible at times. So, we have taken the King Cone. You know the King, right? Well, we are making the King Cone. So delicious, even when you realize after you have peeled off the paper, bit into the icy ice cream and noticed that the cone is slightly soggy and chocolate tastes like chocolate flavored crisco. You have to be careful, because sometimes even if YOU think it is awesome, some may not. They like the original hot pockets and shun the haute. The original can be absolutely awesome, BUT we can improve, we can make it better, we can make it....BIONIC?
It is truly impossible at times. So, we have taken the King Cone. You know the King, right? Well, we are making the King Cone. So delicious, even when you realize after you have peeled off the paper, bit into the icy ice cream and noticed that the cone is slightly soggy and chocolate tastes like chocolate flavored crisco. You have to be careful, because sometimes even if YOU think it is awesome, some may not. They like the original hot pockets and shun the haute. The original can be absolutely awesome, BUT we can improve, we can make it better, we can make it....BIONIC?

It was actually on an A frame outside of a credit union.....
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