Tuesday, February 12, 2013

CapoLove

Our gelato case is bursting with icy pink love!  In honor of Valentines Day, our dedicated, ever-smiling kitchen staff (Natalia, Juana, Sofi, Vanessa, and Mariela) have been churning out bright pink sorbetti and carving the fruit into hearts!!  The case has never looked more adorable :) Our gelato and sorbetto are made in-store, bright and early, every morning by our kitchen staff, the beautiful unseen faces of Capogiro! These women do such a wonderful job and are so dedicated to bringing you the quality and beauty you have come to expect from the Capogiro gelato case.

Still need a date idea for Valentines Day?  Why not zoidberg?

I mean, Capogiro.  We have the perfect setting for all things date-related.  Our cafe is perfect for a one on one or group date and there are plenty of singles that hang out here too.  Each piccolo comes with two flavors so you and your sweetie can each have a pick.

Looking for something hotter?  ;)
How about a nice, hot, sexy, steamy....cappuccino? cioccolato calda?  macchiato??

For all of you people who are forever alone, come hang out with us!!
(There are plenty of singles about to share your love of Single Awareness Day)

<3 Tori

Thursday, February 7, 2013

It's gelato sandwich time!

When was the last time you had a gelato sandwich? A week ago? Six months ago? Never?! Well I think it's about time you tried one! We have a variety of flavor combinations sure to satisfy your senses. I won't tell you what though, you have to come in and see for yourself. So I can trick you into buying all the gelato like an awesome meta-human would. My plans are beginning to take shape... Enjoy this joke about sandwiches while I retire to my lair.
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.
As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"
The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:
"A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."

Television-based restaurants the world really needs

It's pretty much a given that I'm a restaurant GENIUS. I mean, obvs. And I'm feeling generous today, so for all you "restaurant consultants" (read: cooks and servers who can't actually hack it during service) here are some ideas for restaurant concepts you can pitch:


The West Wing--The servers stay put while all the guests walk around and eat. (I'm totally going to slip olives into Sarah's pocket one of these days.)

M*A*S*H--Lots and lots of ketchup.

ER--Lots and lots of SEXY ketchup.

Sportscenter--Everything's served in leather. (That's a deep joke.)

Honey BooBoo--Two items on the menu here--cheese-flavored butter and butter-flavored cheese. Not brie, though.

Battlestar Galactica--You only THINK the food is sourced from the States. Really it's all from Vancouver.

Rawhide--All jerky all the time. (Low-hanging fruit, that one.)

Pawn Stars--All the staff is wheezy and you're in constant negotiations over the price of your meal.

Diners, Drive Ins, and Dives--/rimshot

Hee Haw--Creamed corn, steamed corn, corn on the cob, corn flakes, and corn syrup. But probably not polenta, and DEFINITELY not tortillas.

Jersey Shore--Heat lamps and vegetable oil at every table. (The first one I came up with for this wasn't...it wasn't appropriate.)

Dr. Who--Every time your server comes by your table, he looks different...

Top Gear--The crew burns the restaurant down every third week.

Any soccer match ever--You only get one dish, it takes 87 minutes to arrive, and when your server drops it off he rips his shirt off in celebration while the rest of the staff dances around him.

Alright, I'll totally cop to this being the day before I head out of town for a long weekend. So I crowd-sourced some of this to my Facebook friends. The funny ones though...they're all mine. Have a great weekend everyone!


Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Arttack of the Vegans!!!

Vegans... Vegans everywhere...

Lately there’s been a lot of talk in the cafe about being vegan.  None of the Capo13 employees are presently vegan but tons of our customers are and several of our former staff members were as well. Not everyone is aware of our many vegan options!!  I informed a customer I served last week that our sorbetti was vegan and she just couldn’t believe it.  So this blog is for all of you poor vegans everywhere who are under the false impression that you cannot enjoy any of our delicious frozen treats or beverages.  If you look in the case you will notice the flavor tags are color coded; blue for gelati (non vegan) and orange for sorbetti (vegan!!!).  Here are some of Capo13’s best in-season vegan sorbetti:

1.  KIWI!!! (by far one of the best things ever and we have it year-round)
2.  Grapefruit Campari
3.  Pomegranate
4.  Lime Cilantro
5.  Caribbean Sunrise Papaya
6.  Cactus Pear
7.  Pineapple Mint
8.  Heirloom Apple
9.  Apple Cider with Clove
10. Clementine/Mandarin
11. Blood Orange!!!

You must try these flavors if you are vegan, you will love them!!  

Not into frozen things??  How about a slice of our VEGAN CHOCOLATE BUNDT CAKE?!?!?  This cake is seriously some of the best I have ever had and you would NEVER guess that it is vegan (but it totally is).  Want a nice steamy hot drink to wash down all that cake and gelato??  We can make any drink with soy!! We can use Silk brand soy milk as a milk alternative to make a latte, cappuccino, cafe macchiato, hot chocolate, mocha, or any other drink!!

So vegans, do not fear, Capogiro has got your back when it comes to dessert :)

<3 Tori



D'oh!

This is how I feel when I wake up on Wednesday and realize we left y'all hanging for a Tuesday blogpost. 

Tori has something cooking and we will have it right up as soon as she is done slingin scoops and coffee for the day.  Stay tuned!

Thursday, January 31, 2013

What's the point of a restaurant, anyway?

So go ahead and go read this article on dishes you might decide you're better off making at home. It's an argument I've heard before, and there is a certain amount of sense to it. One of the examples the article uses is edamame. Super-easy to prepare, so why would you pay someone else $6 for a small bowl of what probably would cost about $1 at the grocery store? It's really not that simple, though.

Mario Batali has a quote (I think it ended up in Bill Buford's Heat, my copy of which I'm only now remembering I've given away) that goes something like, "Here's what we do: we buy food. We do things to it most people don't know how to do, and then we charge them more then we paid for it." Beyond the hospitality that a restaurant provides its guests, it's really this that brings people in. It's about knowing how to find the best ingredients and having the skill and technique to do something with those ingredients that most people aren't capable of doing. I get that it sort of sounds callous to say out loud, but it's true of anything. If you could find all the requisite components that compose an iPhone and knew what to do with them to make them do their thing, well. You could build your own iPhone, right?

And I'll totally own as I've never been a chef. (For the record, I've spent about half of my career behind an espresso machine and the other half in various, relatively savory restaurant kitchens.) Good chefs (real chefs) are those rare people who can look at a stack of seven disparate ingredients and know instantly how to put them together to make them greater than the sum of their parts. I've never had that intrinsic talent--what I'm good at is being shown what my chef came up with, how to make it happen again...and then make it happen again. And again. And again.

So when I hear someone suggest something like above, where you're letting yourself get ripped off if you pay someone money to prepare something as simple as a good edamame appetizer, I get a little frustrated. (Bear with me, I'm about to get a little food-wonky. All vocabulary is used unironically and with awareness that it makes for some relatively purple prose.) I had two equally good, equally revelatory dishes last year--not surprisingly during the same meal--that were so deceptively simple that they put the lie to the article I posted above. How simple? One was fried eggplant drizzled with honey. The other was sauteed mushrooms with sherry. That's it. No obscure cuts of meat. No odd molecules holding together some unrealized-in-nature structure. No well-traveled herbs who's names I could pronounce without a guide. Just basic, relatively common ingredients--and only a few of them, at that.

But I don't know how to do what the kitchen (ok, this was at Curate in Asheville, North Carolina) did to those mushrooms. I mean, I AM a restaurant professional. I know how to saute mushrooms. But I don't LIKE mushrooms. Except there. Except those. They were transcendent. They were the Platonic ideal of sauteed mushrooms. They were so damn good and so well done that they made me like mushrooms. And ohhhhh man, the eggplant...

So yeah, there are plenty of restaurants to go to where you should know before you walk in the door that you're about to be gouged for bottom-dollar ingredients prepared roughly and without skill. (Someday I'll get on my alfredo sauce soapbox.) But if you know where you're eating, and you know the skill and investment of the people making your food? Find the simplest, most humble-sounding plates on the menu, and revel in them.

 

Standing over a fresh, unblemished gelato case early in the morning...





Standing over a fresh, unblemished gelato case early in the morning, I can't help but get lost in the sorbetti. The flavors are as bright as the colors.  Have you SEEN the Cactus Pear? It's wicked. And it's almost impossible to convince people that, yes, this color occurs in nature (we've got the fruit right here).  But even the less exotic fruits, the citrus, are ethereally glowing.  I'm staring at the Arancione thinking, orange is a fruit and a color.  Why is an orange orange? A lemon is yellow, and a lime is green.  Grapefruit is pink.  You know those chicken-or-the-egg labyrinths your mind starts meandering through, and you can't or don't see the end? Well, I'm still trying to find my way out, but luckily I haven't seen a Minotaur or a David Bowie yet. Actually, it'd be pretty cool to see David Bowie right now.

Tuesday, January 29, 2013


This past week has really shown me the dedication that capo customers have to their gelato.  I really can’t believe how many of you were coming in for gelato in 14 degree weather!!!!  We love you all!!  Of course, the really cold customers were coming in for some Tea, Hot Chocolate, Cioccolato Calda, Latte, Cappuccino, Macchiato, Mocha, and Americano!!   We love all of you too!

Some coffee cravers who haven’t been to Capogiro often (or ever) ask the baristi why we don’t offer flavors like Vanilla or Caramel, etc in our specialty drinks.  Folks, they are better without them!! At least, that’s what I think.  I used to drink coffees and tea lattes from other cafes that had flavoring and added sugar.  Ever since I switched to Capogiro coffee and tea, I don’t even enjoy the overly sweetened drinks I used to love from other cafes.  Our drinks have NO added sugar (with the exception of Hot Chocolate, Moka, and Cioccolato Calda, and Espresso Fizz which are typically sweetened with real sugar to cancel out the bitterness of our extra brute cocoa) so that you can choose how sweet you like your drink.  Now if you are like me (a health freak) you don’t add anything except a little honey.  Other people like something a little more exciting, so I made a little something for you.  We have a variety of spices and milks that you might not be aware of but that you can request at any time.  So here’s a list of drinks ordered on the regular by some of Capogiro’s most loyal, most loved customers:

The Crazy Cinnamon Concoction:  2-3 shots of Espresso with a generous amount of cinnamon sprinkled in.  Smells and tastes delicious and the kick it gives you can kick start any workout :P

The CioccoLATTE:  This drink seems to be a family tradition among a couple of Capogiro regulars!!  A regular latte mixed with a whole lot of cocoa shaken on top.  Looks beautiful and has that wonderful bitter chocolate after-note.

The Caffeinated Soy Queen: This regular loves her drink iced, not matter how cold outside it is.  She gets an iced three shot latte with soy milk every week!  Not many are aware that we can make ANY drink with soy instead of dairy.

The Cayenne Coffee:  Another beloved regular of Capogiro likes to spice things up now and then by adding some cayenne pepper to his coffee!  This is a drink that makes scalding hot coffee even hotter!  Definitely try it if you love spicy foods.

The Chai-spresso: A large chai tea with two shots of espresso!! A little on the wild side for coffee and tea lovers alike!!

Thanks to you wonderful regulars for creating these drinks!!

-Tori


Thursday, January 24, 2013

Seriously though, I want a donut.

I'm sort of of two minds about the New Years resolution thing. I mean, on one hand why confine yourself to January to make the changes to your life that you think are probably important? And on the other hand January DOES make for a nice cusp every year.

Regardless, yeah. I'm trying to do the healthier eating thing. Ease up on the meat, modulate the cheese intake a little and, y'know. Carbs. We sell such wicked good carbohydrates! Bagels and croissants and some of the best focaccia around...when you work in a busy cafe and you're spending your days hustling, one of the most satisfying things to grab on the fly is a hunk of bread judiciously slathered with butter and sprinkled with a little sea salt. Barista snacks!

Of course, people can't live on bread alone and all those other hoary aphorisms. I was recently introduced to these things called "fruits." Have you heard of them? All kinds of varieties--bananas and apples and oranges and pomegranates. They're tasty! And apparently "nutritious." I've really been digging our granola coppas lately. Fresh cut fruit, a grip of Pequea Valley yogurt, and a generous sprinkling of our own homemade granola. Obviously great for breakfast, but if you ask us nicely we'll make you one at just about any time of day.

But then we all have that little monster inside of us that wants hot fat and crispy bits and salty goodness. My own inner monster is seriously starting to bellow for fried chicken. Pretty sure it's high time I actually made my way to Federal Donuts. What's the best protocol--get there super early for coffee and a few donuts and then hang out until it's lunchtime and you're hungry for chicken? I shall travel forth and explore and return with my findings. And Sarah's regularly nagging me to go to Fette Sau. Haven't had real barbecue since I was in North Carolina over the summer and my brisket tank is running alarmingly dry.

For now though? Gonna go make myself a scuro and coconut frappe. You should come have one, too!


Wednesday, January 23, 2013

I affogat-this.

Let me start by saying we do not live in Canada or Norway and should be thankful our banana peels aren't freezing and breaking.































Now that I've gotten that out of the way, it's really fraking cold. Like "I'm pretty sure my fingers and toes are going to have to be amputated" cold. In weather like this you would think you wouldn't want gelato, but I have a solution. Have an affogato! You get the sweetness and milk from the gelato mixed with the warmth and bitterness of the espresso. It's amazing. I'm going to have one right now. You should come in and have one too. This is one of my favorite combinations: Saigon Cinnamon gelato as an affogato. (I usually take mine with some complimentary panna)It's a nice way to get all your cravings satisfied at once. See you soon.