Capogiro - perfect shelter during a zombie attack

In case you haven't been paying attention, the Zombie Apocalypse is close at hand. It could really happen any day now. The Center for Disease Control even has an official "Zombie Preparedness Guide" on their website. Seriously, check it out, it's wild. Of course, the best place to be during Zombigeddon would be in some mountaintop bunker, armed to the nines and well stocked with supplies and ammo. But who really plans that well? Most of us will be caught completely unawares, and will have to make a swift decision as to where we want to hide from the undead hordes.

My suggestion? Capogiro! Just think about it, other than having glass windows everywhere, we are the perfect place to be trapped during a zombie attack. We have tons of food (fresh produce, meats, cheeses, and tons of dry goods) and medical supplies (i just refilled our first aid kit).There are also loads of pointy knives here, and metal pans that can be easily pounded into body armor.Our stock room could double as a cage to lock up zombie prisoners. If all else fails and doom is inevitable, there is an abundance of alcohol in the back kitchen as well, which we include in several flavors of gelato and sorbetto. Also, everyone knows that if there is any justice in the world, the first place the zombies attack will be Starbucks.